Ha! Did you think I was talking about the size of a man’s tackle? Not so, silly dears! Confidentially, I’ve NEVER met a set of twig and berries that I didn’t like. I’m talking, of course, about condom sizing.
Did you know that condoms come in different sizes? And I’m not just talking about “normal” and “magnum”, either. Condom manufacturers diligently test, measure, and I guess focus group test their condoms, and not all condoms are created equally. Condoms vary in base width, tip width, length and thickness, sometimes greatly and sometimes minutely. Since the biggest complaint I hear about condoms are “I don’t feel anything”, followed closely by “they are way too tight/loose/baggy/chafing” I thought it was high time I look into the matter, to hopefully shed some (red) light onto the subject.
(This is a note to say that I’ll only be looking at condoms available in the US. I’ve found out that Europe has 93 different sizes of condoms! I’ll bring back one of their sample packs when I go to Europe this summer!)
So, let’s begin!